Most guys want the car that everyone wants. The slick, shiny, luxury brand with the big…pricetag. We want the car that everyone wants to get in and take a ride. Some like big cars. Some like smaller cars. For some, it doesn’t even matter what size.
Some guys try to steal cars that don’t belong to them. They want another man’s vehicle and will go to any lengths to get it. In many cases, some of us will spend all of our hard earned money on a car that we know we can’t afford in the long run. The maintenance of a fancy luxury model can be very expensive to keep up the quality performance of the vehicle.
The impatient man will need to have a car NOW. He’ll even pay a few dollars just to use a car. He will use an app on his phone to get a ride in a car that has had many people in it already. He’ll even settle for buying a used, slightly dated car, until he can afford the new fancy one (or one like it) that he’s had his eye on. However, while driving his used car, he’ll constantly be on the lookout for a better option to drive.
We like our cars to smell good on the inside and look good on the outside. Even if the car is used, if we like it and appreciate it, we’ll make sure it gets washed and gassed up on a regular basis. If the car is not what we see ourselves driving permanently, we’ll sometimes just drive it until it gives up and stops working.
When we are finally ready and able to get the car we want, there are habits that we must begin to practice. A new luxury vehicle will run better than any used one we drove previously. However, if the luxury vehicle is not treated and maintained with care, it too will begin to have problems and it will not ride as smoothly as it did when first acquired.
Sometimes, in the end, the best option for a guy is to find a Certified Pre-owned car that offers all the options of a newer more expensive car. It’ll have less mileage than a used vehicle but we may have to sacrifice some aesthetic appeal. However, practicality wins most times and we’ll usually end up with a solid vehicle that looks good enough to own the night, but sensible enough to drop the kids off in….
It’s must be weird being 2 years old. Everything they see is new and strange. My two year old spent six months with his maternal grandmother (my wife’s mother) while I was in California. To him, she was “Grandmom”. Upon my return, I was able to take him to visit my mother more often. I did not understand or like the fact that he would act downright shady towards my mom. He wouldn’t call her “Grandmom”, he wouldn’t hug her, and he just seemed perturbed by my mother (who happens to be the sweetest person on Earth.) I would use the fact that he is biracial to tease her, “Maybe it’s because you’re Black!” Ha ha.
His behavior continued on like this until about 4 months after my return. One evening, my wife and I took the kids out for dinner and invited our mothers as well. As usual we were running a little late because of last minute potty trips and such. We arrived to the restaurant, announced ourselves and were escorted to the table where our mothers’ sat chatting patiently.
My two year old walks up to the table and stops. He points excitedly at the ladies at the table already, “WHOA! There’s TWO Grandmom’s!!!” Not like a question. It was a firm statement, made by a little person who just had their mind blown! We all laughed, even my five year old. But then it hit me. My young son was unaware of the two grandmom concept. Furthermore, he was probably terrified that the Grandmom he knew was some kind of shape-shifter with two different houses and the ability to change skin!
He understands it now. My mother has since been treated with the love and respect she deserves. From a two year old. My son now has a method to distinguish between the grandma’s. My wife’s mother still gets to be “Grandmom”. My mother shall be known heretofore as “Other Grandmom”. I told her, “Hey, it beats ‘Black Grandmom’!” Ha ha.
Client:"...and what's your name again?"
Client:"...are you sure?"
ME ON THE INSIDE:" NO!APRIL FOOLS U RACIST BIATCH! IM JUST PRETENDING TO BE A BLACK MAN NAMED JOSHUA! HA FOOLED YOU ! MY REAL NAME IS BRAHEEMALIKASHEED. BET YOU BELIEVE THAT!....
...back to work.
If you haven't noticed (and I kinda just did myself) North Korea has threatened South Korea and the US with nuclear force. Of course, we're being threatened because as usual we like to be involved in everybody else drama. Admittedly, we literally HAVE to because otherwise, two shitty countries in the SAME shitty country will start using the WMD's we were "looking" for in Iraq, on each each other...and US apparently.
Before you begin to worry, the range of their missiles would only (and I say only with sad relief) be able to reach Hawaii, Guam, and a military base in the Pacific Ocean. I understand the devestation that would bring, however, WHAT KIND OF WEAK SHIT IS THAT?!! Does little King North Korea realize that not only would that be his last attack, it would be his last ANYTHING?! He must have a great big invisible plexiglass barrier in the sky that we don't know about...
"Yo...let me get a Green Game, a pint of butter pecan...and a happy ending...that's it."
This bum should be in sales!..he explained his request...told me the value (to him) of his request...gave me the price... and went for the close...he even lowered the initial cost!...
All jokes aside...Ray Lewis has had much said about and against him...however i see an inspirational human being with a light that shines!...i know a hoodlum when i see one if only because i walked in that path in my life...i don't see that from Ray at all..i see him as a man much like myself who escaped the darkness when all seemed lost...There is more to come from men like us because we were kept...!