If you haven't noticed (and I kinda just did myself) North Korea has threatened South Korea and the US with nuclear force. Of course, we're being threatened because as usual we like to be involved in everybody else drama. Admittedly, we literally HAVE to because otherwise, two shitty countries in the SAME shitty country will start using the WMD's we were "looking" for in Iraq, on each each other...and US apparently.
Before you begin to worry, the range of their missiles would only (and I say only with sad relief) be able to reach Hawaii, Guam, and a military base in the Pacific Ocean. I understand the devestation that would bring, however, WHAT KIND OF WEAK SHIT IS THAT?!! Does little King North Korea realize that not only would that be his last attack, it would be his last ANYTHING?! He must have a great big invisible plexiglass barrier in the sky that we don't know about...
"Yo...let me get a Green Game, a pint of butter pecan...and a happy ending...that's it."